I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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