It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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