Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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