I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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