Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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