I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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