And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
