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say what?
wanna hang out?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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