he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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