i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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