Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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