The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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