I look better un-naked...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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