Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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