So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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