Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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