then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i've created a new STD.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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