But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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