I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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