I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize