So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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