talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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