I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
this just has baby written all over it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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