At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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