Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize
