Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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