hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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