just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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