Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
