is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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