There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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