I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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