The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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