so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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