she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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