how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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