You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
im on a boat
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