Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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