Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
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Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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