I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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