Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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