I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
