she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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