How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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