Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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