It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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