if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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