margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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