its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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