Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
May the power of my ass compel you!!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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