all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
