Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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