scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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