Christians are straight up FREAKS
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
