what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
